Whalers Pub, Lahaina, Maui
Is this place still in business?
I wouldn’t know. It’s been thirty years since Hali and I have been to Maui. What I remember about the island was the road to Hana, shivering in shorts on top of some volcano, and then there was this luau…
At the Whalers Pub luau, newlyweds had the privilege of eating at the tribal chiefs table, mai tais were free~flowing, and I remember the poi, though I wish I’d forget.
Look at that handsome couple(the blondes) garnished with fresh Hawaiian leis, Hali in her pretty laced dress, Mike in his blue “short” shorts.* Oh how cute, they’re both wearing matching
thongs, I mean flip-flops.
Every few years, like every ten, we throw our own Luau and invite friends to celebrate. So next Friday you’re invited to our decades old tradition~~ Spirit of Aloha. There’ll be plenty of mai tais, kahlua pork, no poi, and if the party gets going, some hula & limbo. But the highlight of the night is the honeymoon slideshow. Yes, call us old-fashioned but we actually took slide film and feature our Honeymoon Hilarity to our guests. No worries, it’s rated PG-14.
*Disclaimer* Back then I was Mike, not Woody. However Woody would have fit perfectly for this occasion. What IS that, a coconut?