Anyone read this best seller? It took me a week but I got through it. Not enough pictures. After reading it, however, and with election season on it’s way, I believe this guy would make a great president. No, not the mediocre Commander in Chief we’re used to, a GREAT chief. Here is how Dave stands on these issues:
” Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
” I like beer. On occasion I will even drink a beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.”
” Men have a lot of trouble NOT looking at breasts. What is worse, men cannot look at breasts and think at the same time. In fact, scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men feel stupid.”
Dave, you are the MAN!
Let’s nominate Dave for president. Not for the Democratic or Republican Party. Not even the Green Party. Let’s nominate him for the Party Party.
Dave would win the majority of the manly votes and as election day approaches capture a huge portion of younger voters.
If Dave Barry ran for president, he’d certainly get my vote. Hali, I’m not too sure of.
Save the world, vote for Dave.
~God bless America~